After long lines at Six Flags Elitch Gardens and other tedious routines that have nothing to do with what I’m about to say…It has finally happened! I have booked a show at a Cabaret! Lannie’s Clocktower Cabaret in downtown Denver to be exact. Please come to my show on September 24th and watch me be uncomfortable around people who are comfortable in their sexuality. You can find more details about the show and buy tickets HERE. AND PLEASE BE WARNED!!!!! I have been practicing some magic tricks to try and bring my single threat status to atleast a double! I will bring my magic hat, magic cape, wand and cheap, ill-performed tricks to Lannie’s on September 24th, 2010! You be sure to bring the spirit of a child and lots of extra money for alcohol. Pregnant women, women who are seeking to be pregnant and old men with high blood pressure are sure to be filled with anger after they see my miraculous illusions and hear my delightful folk songs! ABRA CADABRA!